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Sometimes I wish this site was the kind of place where I could just throw some photos up and write “Presented without comment.” Because what else can you say about Amy Winehouse in these photos? She had been doing so well too. To my memory, she’s only been a drunkenpublic mess twice over this summer, and that’s doing really good for her. But I suspect I know what’s going on with Amy Winehouse in these photos. It’s one (or more) of the following:

1. Rabies.

2. She has to go potty.

3. It feels good to scratch.

4. She’s drunkenly acting out after her boyfriend Regg Travis was spotted with ex-girlfriend very, very early one morning.

5. She’s back on the pipe.

6. She’s trying not to tip over with the added weight of her drunken crack tittays.

7. She’s so high she thinks she’s a kitten-butterfly hybrid.

8. What? This is NORMAL.

9. She has to mark her territory.

10. She ran out of toilet paper.

11. This is how the kids are getting high now.

12. All of the above.