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According to The Superficial, Britney Spears and Jason Trawick spent some of their Hawaiian vacation time checking out a chapel across from their Maui hotel. So now people are saying that this trip is not so much a vacation as some kind of elopement…? I doubt Britney is going to get married right now, though. Her daddy isn’t there to give his (state sanctioned) blessing, so I think it’s probably illegal for Jason to marry a girl who is effectively a ward of the state of California. We’ll see though.

What I do know is that Britney looks really good. All of these beach-and-bikini photos are some of her best pics in a year or more. She looks happy and healthy and not stressed out or drugged out. I wonder about the accommodations at the Maui hotel – I mean, obviously, it’s a nice place, I’m not saying that. But Brit has her habits now, her crutches to keep her sane. Like Starbucks. Do you think they had to choose their hotel by proximity to a Starbucks? I bet you ten bucks they did.

Sidenote: In these photos, Jason is really, really reminding me of an ex who broke my heart. The comparison vibes are intense.